Printable View
I guess I'm getting older. My fishing is more often interrupted by bodily urges that have to be taken care of. As a result of attending to those urges, I miss bites, and so miss fish. I think I've come up with a simple way to solve that. A way to keep the rods close at hand while taking care of the business when nature calls.
I just hope I don't have both rods get hit by 60 pound catfish at the same time. I may end up "tubing" if that happens.
I have a problem, really, my bladder wont funtion,so I need to use a catherter. This can be cumbersome, and time consuming.So after some brilliant thinking, I added three feet to the cath. Worked well, till one day I sneezed, siphoned 4 inches of lake into the boat.
You guys ant right!!! Thats all I got say.
Billy
We had a friend in upper peninsula who had a chair on his pontoon boat, he had irritable bowel syndrome, and it was almost a neccesity. I thought it was a good idea, it was half covered for privacy, fortunately we never ran into rough water conditions.
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;504980]I guess I'm getting older. My fishing is more often interrupted by bodily urges that have to be taken care of. As a result of attending to those urges, I miss bites, and so miss fish. I think I've come up with a simple way to solve that. A way to keep the rods close at hand while taking care of the business when nature calls.
I just hope I don't have both rods get hit by 60 pound catfish at the same time. I may end up "tubing" if that happens.[/QUOTE]
Since my operation for colon cancer and the removal of a good portion of my colon, I have spent many day in a boat sitting on a 5 gallon bucket. I always continue to fish while doing my job. It is second nature now. I have caught many fish from the 5 gallon "THRONE". Don't let a little inconvenous hamper your fishing, but I must admit it does get a little chilly in the winter time. When sauger are biting we must answer nature other calling and go fishing.
Sure beats the option of not being alive to fish.
[QUOTE=wags;505047]Since my operation for colon cancer and the removal of a good portion of my colon, I have spent many day in a boat sitting on a 5 gallon bucket. I always continue to fish while doing my job. It is second nature now. I have caught many fish from the 5 gallon "THRONE". Don't let a little inconvenous hamper your fishing, but I must admit it does get a little chilly in the winter time. When sauger are biting we must answer nature other calling and go fishing.
Sure beats the option of not being alive to fish.[/QUOTE]
I've been reading this thread and thinking to myself that these things aren't funny. I even was feeling a little angry while thinking to myself "if those guys had to deal with the female monthly thing they might not be so quick to joke about bodily functions that can't be controlled."
Then I read what wags wrote then I started thinking of a famous proverb "I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."
Way to go wags, you have my total respect.
[QUOTE=sweetwater;505136] "if those guys had to deal with the female monthly"
[/QUOTE]
;) I'm married, believe me I do. We are talking about the credit card statement aren't we?????????
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;505145];) I'm married, believe me I do. We are talking about the credit card statement aren't we?????????[/QUOTE]
No, I was referring to T.O.M. and the Red Sea. Being a married guy I'm sure you know TOM? The only problem with the credit card statement is when my better half decides to buy another man toy without discussing it first. Of course being the sweetheart I think you are I'm sure you would never do anthing like that.:D