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hahahahahhaha.
Of course.
Can't make this stuff up.
[url=http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/02/01/report-show-un-admitting-solar-activity-may-play-significant-role-in-global/]Report shows UN admitting solar activity may play significant role in global warming | Fox News[/url]
So happy that was cleared up!!! How many billions has been spent on this??? The sun can cause a percentage of global warming?? Let me guess....it has more impact during the day??? :)
[QUOTE=DJD;507814]So happy that was cleared up!!! How many billions has been spent on this??? The sun can cause a percentage of global warming?? Let me guess....it has more impact during the day??? :)[/QUOTE]
check that..........TRILLIONS worldwide..........tens of TRILLIONS.
Won't it be nice if it was ONLY the sun's fault? You know,strictly beyond our control?
If the rain puts 6 inches of water in my boat, do I have permission to put 6 inches of my own in it too?
If a rock put a hole in my hull, should I be glad I don't have to take responsibility, and expect the boat will now not sink even though I put a hole in the hull too?
Blinding flash of the obvious.....our envirnoment is changing due to natural occurrences. So therefore, we can do as we please because we have some where to dump the guilt.
I don't know, I think I'll take a chance on doing what I can to clean up the mess I make, and hope mother nature is nice enough to do her part too. Cause if I do, and it's truely not my fault, I can at least with a clear conscience truly blame my demise on "circumstances beyond my control", and go quietly knowing I did my part.
Now excuse me, I have to put a new 3/4 cam, and twin 4 barrels on my 600 hp truck.
Man has nothing to do with global warming. Every thing was going along fine.Then came women,,,....
[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;507819]Won't it be nice if it was ONLY the sun's fault? You know,strictly beyond our control?
If the rain puts 6 inches of water in my boat, do I have permission to put 6 inches of my own in it too?
If a rock put a hole in my hull, should I be glad I don't have to take responsibility, and expect the boat will now not sink even though I put a hole in the hull too?
Blinding flash of the obvious.....our envirnoment is changing due to natural occurrences. So therefore, we can do as we please because we have some where to dump the guilt.
I don't know, I think I'll take a chance on doing what I can to clean up the mess I make, and hope mother nature is nice enough to do her part too. Cause if I do, and it's truely not my fault, I can at least with a clear conscience truly blame my demise on "circumstances beyond my control", and go quietly knowing I did my part.
Now excuse me, I have to put a new 3/4 cam, and twin 4 barrels on my 600 hp truck.[/QUOTE]
I have guilt but it has nothing to do with how I treat the environment. :) I do my part for clean air and water....
I recycle, mulch my grass clippings, use flutulante, don't smoke, drive a 6 cylinder, grow veggies, use 5hp outboard most of the time, keep my house cold in the winter, hot in the summer(no typo), use paperbags for leaves in the fall, use timers on my lights and don't litter.
Now the flip side, folks who don't recycle, clog the dumps with clippings and plastic, fart like cows, eat fast food and litter, feel they can run their big old outboards up and down lakes and spew fuel into the water, drive old v8 trucks that get 8mpg and feel the world is their dump site need to be terminated...no exceptions. :)
of course if your Al Gore you can do whatever you like because you are smarter than everyone else. You managed to make millions off of what is being proved to be inaccurate data. He did all that while zipping around in jets and surburbans. Plus truth be told his flatulance is worse than a cow...at least that's what I read on HIS Internet thing.
One last thing....Coal would have kept the lights on at the Super Bowl!!!! Instead we get some greenie turning off lights because the carbon footprint had been maxed out. HAHAHAHAHA
[QUOTE=kygorski;507830]Man has nothing to do with global warming. Every thing was going along fine.Then came women,,,....[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHA man I would love to hear how you came up with that??? :)
Seed it on Fox news. some guy called huckleberry sed it.A blonde lady[who looked she just sat down on a whoope cushin]was gunna anser but my beer can got mty and
[QUOTE=DJD;507832]HAHAHAHAHA man I would love to hear how you came up with that??? :)[/QUOTE]
Since you axed me, I'll tell yah[this may take some time] Befor huckleberry became governer, he was a preacher, I herd him read from the"good book". A little over 6000 years ago, god started makin all kind of stuff, stars,water, earth,bass, possums, turkeys. dears everything we like.And he was satified.Then he decided to make a big garden.Some think it was near Branson Ms.[mormons]and I think he called it the garden of eatin.He liked that also, but sumptin was missin. So he scaped a bunc of dirt together and made man. Called hin Atom.Couple days later he's walkin in the garden and sees Atom, Atom says "hey God" God says "hey atom wuz up?"Atom sez"I'm loansum" God thinks for a minute and sez "I'll get back to you on that" So he comes up to Atom and sez "this is gonna hurt for a minute now, and a whole lot later" So he snatches a rib outta Atom, and makes EVE. WOW sez Atom. Eve looks at him and sez"when was the last time you took a bath?" And then she looks at God and sez " aint you got something to do?" Like build a target or a walmart where I can get some underwear and shoes? God walks away and sez"Oh man" and he makes dogs and dog houses. Thats in the book almost More later
[QUOTE=kygorski;507854]Since you axed me, I'll tell yah[this may take some time] Befor huckleberry became governer, he was a preacher, I herd him read from the"good book". A little over 6000 years ago, god started makin all kind of stuff, stars,water, earth,bass, possums, turkeys. dears everything we like.And he was satified.Then he decided to make a big garden.Some think it was near Branson Ms.[mormons]and I think he called it the garden of eatin.He liked that also, but sumptin was missin. So he scaped a bunc of dirt together and made man. Called hin Atom.Couple days later he's walkin in the garden and sees Atom, Atom says "hey God" God says "hey atom wuz up?"Atom sez"I'm loansum" God thinks for a minute and sez "I'll get back to you on that" So he comes up to Atom and sez "this is gonna hurt for a minute now, and a whole lot later" So he snatches a rib outta Atom, and makes EVE. WOW sez Atom. Eve looks at him and sez"when was the last time you took a bath?" And then she looks at God and sez " aint you got something to do?" Like build a target or a walmart where I can get some underwear and shoes? God walks away and sez"Oh man" and he makes dogs and dog houses. Thats in the book almost More later[/QUOTE]
Man, you sure try to make people NOT want to read your posts.
If I wanted it in rednecklish.....I would have used Dialectizer......
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later,
Geo.
Many of my posts are ironic. I try to be funny, but dont always succede. I also know my spelling is getting worse.But I'm at the age where I dont take too many things seriously.