What if the Easter Bunny.......
Operated like Obamacare?
1. The Easter Bunny would promise to bring chocolate eggs
2. The Easter Bunny would arrive 5 days after Easter
3. Upon arrival, the Easter Bunny would want to see your 2346 page application for Easter Egg coverage.
4. After a 4 month review of that coverage, the Easter Bunny would decline to provide eggs.
5. 6 months into the appeal process, the Easter Bunny would decide to bring you half the eggs, but would required a 27 page release from liability if the eggs turned out to be bad.
6. 26 seconds after the Easter Bunny delivered 1/2 the eggs expected, and with 1/2 of those melted to a paper rapped chunk of goo, he'd hand you a bill that was twice what you expected to pay for what you thought was free, with no itemized detail of what was provided or what the charges were for, and then immediately threaten collection action if the total was not paid 12 days AGO.
7. The Easter Bunny would have 47 attorneys working for him.
8. The Bunny would have 2987 claim adjusters working for him. The good news is atleast 2 of those would have YES in their vocabulary. The bad news is those 2 would always be on vacation to Washington to ask Congress for more funding.
9. The contact information for Easter Bunny HQS would be 1-(800) suk-eggs. And you'd only get to talk to an answering machine, and it would only speak Pakastani.
10. The Easter Bunny's poor performance will eventually be remedied by Congress. Congress will address the issue right after the US sees an approved fiscal year budget instead of a continuing resolution. The Easter Bunny believes he is safe because by the time that happens, 1/2 of the baby boomer generation will no longer be capable of holding a pen.
Oh yeah...almost forgot. Happy Easter and wishes for the best of luck on your next rabbit hunting trip.
