How Much Do Ya Think This Bass Weighs?

>I'll start off by assuming that what I'm seeing is a standard
>Johannsen metal fish stringer, with a phlange length of 75.12
>millimeters.
>
>I'll also assume that the young boy in the picture lacks any
>sort of abnormal gigantism or dwarfism condition that might
>affect the size of his hands.
>
>Next, I seem to perceive slightly muted midtones in this
>photo, which is characteristic of the Canon Sure-Shot A1,
>either a series 101(b) or 101(c). If this is the case, then we
>can expect a slight deviation toward the positive from normal
>depth perception due to the camera's well-known autofocus
>abnormalities.
>
>Using the standard [((Girth x Girth) x Length) / 800 = weight
>in pounds] formula only after weighting each of the three
>factors above and adjusting for any statistical outliers, I
>can say without reservation that fish is 28.929 pounds.
>
>Nice fish.


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