walleye and stripper fishing

[QUOTE=RoadToad;368856]I just don't understand why you'd want to mix fish and strippers. No good can come of that :)[/QUOTE] I'd be willin' to give it a try.. I might not catch much.. Then again, maybe I would.. :0

[B][U]Stripers like shad. Strippers like $$.
[/U][/B]Andrew[/QUOTE]

I once dated a Stripper who had walleyes and thick glasses. She even smelled like shad. She used to spank me with a planer board. We went to Cumberland, and she taught me all about bottom fishing. I didn't catch anything. But we broke up when her husband got out of the hospital.

[QUOTE=mhall;368878]Seen a stripper once that looked like she had three eyes does that count.......[/QUOTE]

Given your Avatar, that's as close as your are going to get my friend. By the way was she a keeper, of legal size, and therefore mountable?

Question of the day: If a Striper can remove its strips at will, would it be a [B][I]Stripper Striper[/I][/B] or a Striper Stripper?

[QUOTE=Duayne;368883]12 striPers, 20+ smallies (3-4 in the 3-5# range), two walleyes, two Cats and four drum in about sever hours of fishing and I didn't need to brag and I didn't need a secret bait. As a matter of fact, I told everyone exactly what I did. It doesn't get any easier than that... :)[/QUOTE]
forget about secret baits or technique, i just want want to know where this lake is that not only has some good fishing but some live entertainment as well. not crazy about bars, but some boat side strippers would be alright.

[QUOTE=lil skeeter;369752]forget about secret baits or technique, i just want want to know where this lake is that not only has some good fishing but some live entertainment as well. not crazy about bars, but some boat side strippers would be alright.[/QUOTE]

Go towards the back of Harmon Creek at lake Cumberland on the 4th of July weekend and you will get the entertainment you speak of.

[QUOTE=mhall;369765]Go towards the back of Harmon Creek at lake Cumberland on the 4th of July weekend and you will get the entertainment you speak of.[/QUOTE]

Lol! I went trolling for strippers at the lake and almost got arrested for indecent exposure.:eek:

My sister can tell you about "Mountain Mike". He's a flasher that hangs out back close to 76 falls. He hides up in the trees and "jumps out" when a boat load of girls come by. He got her twice!
It might not be "strippers" but you can get all the peaks you want back there when its hoppin and all you need is a stack of bead necklaces.

[QUOTE=DJD;369769]Lol! I went trolling for strippers at the lake and almost got arrested for indecent exposure.:eek:[/QUOTE]

Now that the lake has been lowered 76 Falls is no longer the party spot because there isn't enough water back there. Harmon Creek is now the new 76 Falls. I could tell you some stories about 76 Falls that you wouldn't believe.

[QUOTE=PRO V LE;368826]Yea! I was doin the same thing but I ran out of Dollar bill's and the "Stripper's quit looking into my eye's" :) :)[/QUOTE]

You might consider taking some Burger King Whopper coupons with you on your next outing, they're usually worth a dollar, sometimes even more than a dollar :)

[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;369748]I once dated a Stripper who had walleyes and thick glasses. She even smelled like shad. She used to spank me with a planer board. We went to Cumberland, and she taught me all about bottom fishing. I didn't catch anything. But we broke up when her husband got out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]

You are one demented individual. And I mean that in the nicest possible way :)