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[QUOTE=Grumpy;372282]I don't know what Ted Turner said, but then again, I don't want to know anything that Ted Turner says. I haven't listened to anything from him since he married Jane Fonda and I feel that anyone that would have anything to do with that witch (pardon my mis-spelling) is not worth anything either.
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Amen Grumpy!!!! Hanoi Jane is a Communist!!
[QUOTE=DJD;372245]Glad it all turned out ok.....especially since your "sweetie pie" wasn't hit by the ningy punch or the judey chop!
With all those juices flowing who needs coffee![/QUOTE]
This is the best place to learn self defense:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I[/url]
[QUOTE=Tim_T;372337]This is the best place to learn self defense:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I[/url][/QUOTE]
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I've already passed the first course and "He a said a he was a gonna teach me and a them liddle children how to take care of em'self." I saw his second lesson and it really scared the soup out of me 'cause he a said he done a took back one trailer park and he was a gonna clean up another ah trailer park."
I a offered to 'learn' him what I knowed 'bout some Taekwondo but he said it ain't a got no Nin-jay Judey in it. We's a havin' a contest now and I need you to a vote on which a one of us is a ready for the third lesson. I know I ain't a talkin' as fast as a him but I'm a tryin' ta learn cause I might help a him clean up a the third trailer park.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqYCNSH-Wjo[/url]
[QUOTE=Tim_T;372337]This is the best place to learn self defense:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I[/url][/QUOTE]
If you do a jewdy chop and hit your leg while kung fu kickin you might be a redneck.
That vid cracks me up every time I see it.
[QUOTE=pontooner;372365]If you do a jewdy chop and hit your leg while kung fu kickin you might be a redneck.
That vid cracks me up every time I see it.[/QUOTE]
LOL, that 'palm-up' Jewdey chop is a sure fire way to catch bird poop. You hafta' be Ninjay quick to catch a bird bomb.
I saw another lesson from Diamond Dave and he said he now has a girlfriend, his uncle's wife....wait a minute, that's his aunt! They interviewed her and she said something like, "He's crazy and he ain't got no money but he IS **** good in bed." That scared to daylights out of me, they may start to clone.
[QUOTE=bassin_bug;372451]LOL, that 'palm-up' Jewdey chop is a sure fire way to catch bird poop. You hafta' be Ninjay quick to catch a bird bomb.
I saw another lesson from Diamond Dave and he said he now has a girlfriend, his uncle's wife....wait a minute, that's his aunt! They interviewed her and she said something like, "He's crazy and he ain't got no money but he IS **** good in bed." That scared to daylights out of me, they may start to clone.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully with enough hits to the nether region with those nunchucks he swings around aimlessly that won't be possible.
Leave it to Jerry Springer to find these winners.