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[QUOTE=roadrunner;373037]Dang it Bug you just ruined my parade I was really enjoying this thought until you posted.[/QUOTE]
Sorry about that; hope this explanation helps. My post would have been different if there had been a WARM-UP parade of Chippendale "look-alikes" before the parade of women. We like to see some firm, tight, cheeks in the buff, too. We prefer hot six-packs of abs over cold 12-packs of Bud.
Men!
[QUOTE=bassin_bug;373029]I didn't promise you a pic of me in a bikini. I respect wives and girlfriends; we females have to stick together. lol Smack talk? Not.
Here's a picture of Grandma, (she will be in the Patriotic Parade on Saturday):
[URL]http://therednecklounge.com/Documents/redneck%20grandma.bmp[/URL]
One of "the" whole family in the nude. You can see there is a very strong gene pool:
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With teeth like that you could put a hurtin' on a ear of corn!
[QUOTE=bassin_bug;373049]Sorry about that; hope this explanation helps. My post would have been different if there had been a WARM-UP parade of Chippendale "look-alikes" before the parade of women. We like to see some firm, tight, cheeks in the buff, too. We prefer hot six-packs of abs over cold 12-packs of Bud.
Men![/QUOTE]
It is a lot easier to get a 12 pack of Bud
Women!
[QUOTE=roadrunner;373051]It is a lot easier to get a 12 pack of Bud
Women![/QUOTE]
LOL You are right on. My husband doesn't have six-pack abs and he is a bit paunchy; not huge. I love every sweet inch of his delicious body and wouldn't trade him for the entire Chippendale team. He is just the right size to fill my arms and I couldn't ask for a more wonderful husband. I almost lost him two years ago and I don't care what size he is as long as he is warm and breathing.