The first grade teacher said "class go home and bring something in tomorrow for show n tell. Johnny goes running in the house, "momma momma , I need something for show n tell?" Momma says to Johnny can't you see I'm cooking supper, go bother your Dad. Johnny runs upstairs and into the Bathroom where his Dad was taking a shower. Johnny slings open the shower curtain and yells Daddy Daddy I need ....... What's that as he points to Dads manhood? Dad says Son that is The Worlds Most Perfect Manhood, why do you ask? The next day the teacher says ok, Johnny your turn for show n tell. Johnny gets up in front of the class and unzips his zipper and says "Class this is ALMOST The Worlds Most Perfect Manhood. If it was 3 inches shorter it would be PERFECT
