Any info on Cumberland River?

Ok...I figured the monitors would have removed this posting by now. I have done good in staying away from this post, but when it keeps coming up in my face, well I guess I'm finally giving in to temptatation rearding psoting on this thread. I will keep it short and sweet:

When I die I wouldn't mind being burried in Burkesville because in my opinion it sure does appear to be pretty close to being like heaven...well ok, maybe not that nice, maybe more like Mayberry. But that's good enough for me.