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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they see the brunette's boyfriend leaving a flower shop with a dozen roses.
Well, says the brunette guess I'll have to spend the next 3 days with my feet in the air.
The blonde thinks it over and asks don't you have flower pot?
Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President
There's my JOKE!
[QUOTE=mhall;506914]Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President
There's my JOKE![/QUOTE]
I was wondering when that would be posted.;)
Not much difference between a joke and a nightmare.
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Dude...............................................................that one's over the line.
@jcb,
I know it made you chuckle.
[QUOTE=Deven Hall;506968]@jcb,
I know it made you chuckle.[/QUOTE]
I can find humor in just about anything, and ask anyone who knows me, I don't take myself too seriously. But I don't find any humor in the forced sexual abuse of children. Especially described graphically as you did. Just can't find it.
Sorry to drag down what was an entertaining thread, but you called me out. It didn't make me chuckle, no.
Jokes about hunting season on illegal immigrants: Good, Jokes about child molesters: Bad
Got it!!!
[QUOTE=Deven Hall;506975]Jokes about hunting season on illegal immigrants: Good, Jokes about child molesters: Bad
Got it!!![/QUOTE]
I must have missed the one about hunting illegals or I would have deleted it too. And yes, any "joke" sexually abusing children is waaaay over the line on a family oriented site. Anyone with an ounce of sense would know that.
Andrew
[QUOTE=mhall;506914]Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President
There's my JOKE![/QUOTE]
Best one yet.
[B]The Resurrection[/B]
A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at
the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation
can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough
from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar........
The bartender says.........sorry, we don't serve food here.