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[QUOTE=Tyme2fish;507438]Ooh, I like that. I'm in charge of the checks and none of you other people are going to get paid!!:)[/QUOTE]
I don't mind getting paid.......as long as I get to play with Nukes ......
Of course.......I might have to change my name to Kim-UN-Geo so that I'm taken serious with my nuklear arsenal.
[QUOTE=GeoFisher;507435]You don't have a sec of defense.....I'd be much more at "home" in that job.
My first act on the job...........fire up the bombers........
Check that.......fuel up the birds. Program the WOPR for a targeting strategy for all Islamo-Nazi countries or organizations. HARVEST the pretty glass that we create.[/QUOTE]
I love it!!! They want Allah?? Help them out, it's the least we can do.
[QUOTE=DJD;507444]I love it!!! They want Allah?? Help them out, it's the least we can do.[/QUOTE]
I have the perfect name for the military operation;
O - Operation
I - Islamic
L - Liquidation
[QUOTE=sweetwater;507445]I have the perfect name for the military operation;
O - Operation
I - Islamic
L - Liquidation[/QUOTE]
You do realize we're sitting on more oil than Saudi Arabia..........
If the LIBTARDS would allow us to drill, we'd never have to purchase a single pint of oil from them.
I've got an idea........how about we drill, and watch them, EAT their freakin sand and wash it down with some of that wonderful oil....
Yea, WHAT a great idea.
Later,
Geo
[QUOTE=GeoFisher;507446]You do realize we're sitting on more oil than Saudi Arabia..........
If the LIBTARDS would allow us to drill, we'd never have to purchase a single pint of oil from them.....[/QUOTE]
Except that the conservatards would be selling it all overseas rather than here at home.....
[QUOTE=GeoFisher;507446]You do realize we're sitting on more oil than Saudi Arabia..........
If the LIBTARDS would allow us to drill, we'd never have to purchase a single pint of oil from them.
I've got an idea........how about we drill, and watch them, EAT their freakin sand and wash it down with some of that wonderful oil....
Yea, WHAT a great idea.
Later,
Geo[/QUOTE]
I'm all for drilling here at home, I'd love to have a well in my backyard. :D
[QUOTE=apb;507448]Except that the conservatards would be selling it all overseas rather than here at home.....[/QUOTE]
Probably not.........I think with the Middle East not selling anything here, why would we ship oil from here.
Right now, under the current model, including CRAZY epa regulations, OUR oil is better sold abroad.
I'd love to be using it ourselves though.
Later,
Geo
[QUOTE=Devils Horse;507433]Geo is Ambassador to Iran...or Afghanistan...or Saudi Arabia...his choice.
JCB (ever the diplomat) is Secretary of State.
Mhall is DEA Director. (All you druggies buy it now while you can still get it.)
Splitshot is Press Secretary (He's already in DC, so his ass can go right to work now).
Hilleonard is Secretary of Labor and all other things laborious.
Flylie is Green Jobs and Smokeable Green Tea Czar
Tyme is Treasury Secretary
TimE is CIA Director.
Deven is Director of HUD, Welfare, healthcare, and whitehouse entertainment. (Free houses, medical care, and HBO for everyone!)
RoadToad is Homeland Security.
ZX150 is Attorney General and Chief of Doughnut Acquisition. (Knew he'd parlay that law enforcement background into high office)
I'll be IRS Chief and tell all yall what to do...and when to do it.[/QUOTE]
LMAO................I'm rolling....LOL
[QUOTE=Devils Horse;507433] JCB (ever the diplomat) is Secretary of State.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I had a water polo accident, got a concussion and or a brain fart or clot, and I may or may not be in the hospital or possibly some undisclosed other location for days or years.
[QUOTE=Deven Hall;507434]90% of the people that dislike Bill Maher solely base that on the fact that he hates religion.[/QUOTE]
82.3% of all statistics are just made up.
I'm in the 10% if people that hate B.M. Because he is an idiot. He says stupid stuff to get ratings. That's what entertainers do. Actually he should toss his hat in the ring and lets see what he is made of!! I'm pretty sure he would decline. :)
Howard Stern