after relizing ive had my bait stolen(im fishin on credit)
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after relizing ive had my bait stolen(im fishin on credit)
"Hey, that smells like fish!"
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day ...
Teach a man to fish & he'll be broke for life."
"Planning, driving, towing, backing, ramping, docking, gassing, piloting, trolling, baiting, casting, reeling......who has the energy to catch anything? "
"When the wind [I]BLOWS[/I], it [I]*****[/I]. When the fish [I]****[/I], they [I]BITE[/I]. unless the [I]SUCKERS[/I] aren't [I]BITING[/I]".
One from my husband, "My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it."
I believe in catch and release....in hot grease
Definition of a tournament bass fisherman. A HOLE LOOKING FOR A BASSHOLE.
Why do you use a boat to fish the bank? classic!
Can you feel the bottom?
That's a toad.
Got anymore of them wormms?
heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.
"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --
[QUOTE=HawgHunter75;486922]heard this one this Friday, and it fits quite well.
"I have never lost a bass that wasn't at least 5 pounds...." --[/QUOTE]
Funny; if we caught all the 5 Pounders that we said got away; we would all be in the Bass Master Classic Series.
After I set the hook, I let my fishing partner know "FISH ON!!!!" :D
My wife says "fishy fishy bite my hook give me somethin good to cook" as she is catching 2 to my 0.
My Papaw use to tell me you aint holdin your mouth right, also the night before we would go he would say in the morning I am only hollering for you 1 time if you don't get up I will leave you here! spent many nights afraid to go to sleep, even slept on his porch one morning because he over slept!!! man I would love to have another fishing trip with him!!!!