funny Roland story for you
At the 1999 Classic on media/fan day at a local park. The anglers and media were riding back to the hotel on a charter bus and a couple of anglers were talking about cheating in tournaments. The subject came up anout cheating in the Classic and wondered if anyone had ever been caught cheating in it.
A well know prominent angler (read: somebody that just did a seminar at BPS) was sitting in the back of the bus with his hat pulled down over his eyes like he was sleeping. After a minute or two he woke and said "If Roland ain't been caught then nobody has." The bus exploded in laughter it was great.