What do you call your bass?

Here's one for you. What do you call your big bass? Some names I have heard are:

Pig
Monster
Hawg
Sow
Lunker
Toad
Big Momma
Football
Freak of Nature
A Mistake
Lucky
Bucketmouth
Donkey
Gorilla
Giant
Leviathan
Basszilla
Prego Mommo
Bigmouth
Net Buster
Retirement
Money-In-The-Bank
And Oh yes, Sweetlips

Monster."lunch"on occasion.

Pig, Hawg, Largehead, Smalljaw, Brownbass, Brownie, Dink, Gooden. One with shoulders, Greenie, Shortie, Brown fish, these are the main ones I use.

[quote=mhall;310381] Shortie[/quote]

I guess that means short fish? I heard a guy one time say he caught a bunch, but they all had "tacloseta disease." I said "what's that"? He said, "Eyes tacloseta their tail".

suicidal
spotasaur
beast
mule
bulldog
hawgjaw
brute
fat girl
bruiser
snapperhead
chunk
and many things unfit for this forum...

I forgot about the"that ones got some shoulders"and the "gooden".Just to specify i dont eat many bass but the ones who are a bleeding contribute to my feeding.

[quote=jcb;310383]I guess that means short fish? I heard a guy one time say he caught a bunch, but they all had "tacloseta disease." I said "what's that"? He said, "Eyes tacloseta their tail".[/quote]
That's pretty good, I guess I use the same names as above. I have been known to call a lost fish a few dirty names:)

Son he thinks he's big.....:D

Bait....just teasin ,I've been known to use kinda big bait.

Didn't see "Bubba" on the list.

What do you call your fish that breaks off at the boat? @%1%$*!!!!!

The ones I catch I generally call "fry," or maybe "fingerling." The ones that get away, I call "Moby Bass."