What should I send to AARP in their envelope?
Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?
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Grocery coupons for depends??
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[QUOTE=bassiusmaximus;399909]Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?[/QUOTE]
TEA PARTY information!
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[QUOTE=DJD;399914]Grocery coupons for depends??[/QUOTE]
Sorry, But I might end up needing them. :o Ya just never know.:eek:
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[QUOTE=greenriverman1;399924]TEA PARTY information![/QUOTE]
I was thinking something like that but didn't want to act too quick. There may be something better. But it is definitly in the running.
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I always send them back empty.
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I believe that envelope can be taped to a box of rocks and be sent postage free to you.:D
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2 Viagra tablets, and a handwritten note that explains you don't need the tablets or AARP yet.
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[QUOTE=bassiusmaximus;399909]Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?[/QUOTE]
Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.
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[QUOTE=GeoFisher;399954]Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.[/QUOTE]
Biological waste must be labeled as same. I catch your drift, but it's a bad idea.;)
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[QUOTE=GeoFisher;399954]Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.[/QUOTE]
LMAO.......THIS I got to see. Ahhhhhhh.....are you going to hold the envelope? LMAO so hard my eyes are wet!
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[QUOTE=HURRICANEBOB;399953]2 Viagra tablets, and a handwritten note that explains you don't need the tablets or AARP yet.[/QUOTE]
If I had some viagra my wife would kill me if I wasted an extra opportunity or two. lol But it would be a nice thought.