best 1 line

:cool:"A good rule of angling philosophy is not to interfere with any fisherman’s ways of being happy, unless you want to be hated."

All depends on what bait I'm fishing.. Topwater = Power Pro Braid, jig in daylight = Seaguar Carbon Pro Fluorcarbon, jig at night=Stren Mono..

[QUOTE=Smallie282;435253]All depends on what bait I'm fishing.. Topwater = Power Pro Braid, jig in daylight = Seaguar Carbon Pro Fluorcarbon, jig at night=Stren Mono..[/QUOTE]

Lord help me to catch a fish so large that even I, in the telling of it, never need to lie. (1 line fish story)

"Can I get a raincheck on this one?"

trilene big game. it goes down to 8lb now. if i had to choose only one. thoughest mono on the planet. i have broken 5/0 worm hooks with 15 pound big game. pretty stiff in the winter though.

[QUOTE=Luveatnbass;435290]"Can I get a raincheck on this one?"[/QUOTE]
Its in the mail................must be no 1 liners lmao

Best one liner's I know of :

Get the net .... WHAT NET ??

Nothing increases the size of your catch as much as the absence of witnesses.

To be a success at fishing, you should get there yesterday ... when the fish were biting.

How far a fisherman stretches the truth, depends on the length of his arms.

Many a problem will solve itself, if we forget it and go fishing.

Men have three secret wishes -- to outsmart racehorses, women, & fish.

... pappy

Austin has a shirt that says "The secret to catching fish is fish where the fish are". I think this is one of my favorites.

Jason

When the wife starts bitchin, I go fishin...

"Thats why they call it fishin' and not catchin" :) Used it many times.

It is not a 1 liner, but I think it is funny:

"Scholars have long known that fishing turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosophers salary," Patrick F. McManus.

should have been here yesterday...............(worst one liner to hear)