Just Nasty

Ok I'm at the day long invitational swim meet right now and I have come to realize that little boys are nasty! I walk into the restroom and what do I find? Boys peeing as far back from the urinal as possible and as they miss it's getting all over the tile. The kid who just dropped a duece thought it was funny to leave it floating like a babyruth bar in the pool and trust me it didn't smell like a babyruth!! That kid must be part skunk!

I turned around and used a different restroom. I just had to laugh and walk away.....figured I did the same dumb stuff as a kid.

I pity the janitor!

I told my husband and son, "I aim to please. You aim, too, please."
"Splashing the toilet, or the floor around the toilet, is a crime punishable by cleaning up your own mess with a mop and bucket of hot water charged with a good disinfectant. I don't scrub up another person's piss."

Japan has created a toilet containing 72,000 Swarovski crystals. Price: $130,000. That must be one fancy throne.

Tell you what Don...when it comes to High Schools I can tell you the girls are or can be just as bad as the boys. I've had to do field survey work in a few school's over the years...right after school let's out but before the custodians have made their rounds...man, some of the stuff I've seen....shoo-wee!! The graffitti is on the walls in both genders too.

True girls can be nasty too but little boys can be down right wrong!! We left and the place was a mess......man I pity the cleaning crew!!

Yet another reason why I don't have a problem with Newt's idea about putting kids to work in schools...

I'll bet that cleaning up a mookie-stick or two would make them think twice about not flushing...and make them stuff the next kid who does in a locker somewhere.

And when boys grow into men, they don't get much better. To prove it, all you gotta do is go into the nearest men's public restroom. Chances are it'll be beyond nasty. Makes you want to keep a wig in the truck so you can use the women's.

The worst of the worst are the parking lot port-a-lets. Jeeze o Pete, we're talkin gag a full grown maggot. And anybody who fishes a lot has been forced to take care of their bidness in those things. Pretty tough to pull it off standing up, but it can be done.

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;475568]The worst of the worst are the parking lot port-a-lets. Jeeze o Pete, we're talkin gag a full grown maggot. And anybody who fishes a lot has been forced to take care of their bidness in those things. Pretty tough to pull it off standing up, but it can be done.[/QUOTE]



You've got that right, the absolute worst one i've ever seen was one at the Walnut Creek boat ramp years and years ago. I swear it had number 2 on all the walls and somehow they managed to even get it on the ceiling of it plus to top it off someone had tossed a dead fish in there.

I would have dropped trou and took a dump right on the boat ramp before I would have stepped a foot in that thing.

[QUOTE=pontooner;475578]You've got that right, the absolute worst one i've ever seen was one at the Walnut Creek boat ramp years and years ago. I swear it had number 2 on all the walls and somehow they managed to even get it on the ceiling of it plus to top it off someone had tossed a dead fish in there.

I would have dropped trou and took a dump right on the boat ramp before I would have stepped a foot in that thing.[/QUOTE]

The one at Peninsula ramp ain't no pic-nic either. I'd sneak into the bushes though man...

[QUOTE=Devils Horse;475583]The one at Peninsula ramp ain't no pic-nic either. I'd sneak into the bushes though man...[/QUOTE]

That one is pretty rank sometimes.


LOL, yeah the bushes would work but if given the choice of the ramp or the port-a-let that day I would have been squattin on the ramp for sure, that's how nasty it was. Thankfully that day it wasn't an emergency and I didn't have to make a decision. :)

I always check the location of my keys and phone if I have to deposit my bidness in those places. Can you imagine dropping your keys in the poo??? The phone would stay put but the keys would have to be fished out!!

[QUOTE=DJD;475590]I always check the location of my keys and phone if I have to deposit my bidness in those places. Can you imagine dropping your keys in the poo??? The phone would stay put but the keys would have to be fished out!![/QUOTE]

Dang man, why'd you have to go there? Me and tooner was at least staying above the ring and you have to go and make me think about sticking my hand in there. Makes me want to bark up a biscuit. Feel like I need a battery of shots.

[QUOTE=pontooner;475587]That one is pretty rank sometimes.


LOL, yeah the bushes would work but if given the choice of the ramp or the port-a-let that day I would have been squattin on the ramp for sure, that's how nasty it was. Thankfully that day it wasn't an emergency and I didn't have to make a decision. :)[/QUOTE]

Hey, have you seen the facilities at the Port Oliver ramp? Nicest waterfront restrooms I've ever seen anywhere. Climate controlled and clean as a pin.