I'll Find out...

Joker, Rick, Charlie, Cal, and Mitch are coming up to the farm tomorrow to squirrel hunt and catfish.

I'll get the low down on the UK/UL basketball and football for you all...


Billy

Will Papa be in the house, to sponsor this event with pizza for all?

Rick, after whiffing with his rifle multiple times, will proclaim that your farm has the most talented group of squirrels he has ever faced. He will catch one whisker fish in the first 15 seconds and be done for the day.

Cal will somehow end up with all the squirrels wanting to off themselves and come jump in his vest...nobody will be really sure why. He won't fire his rifle once, but will end up with 107 dead squirrels. "Squirrel-Wide Wes" will be rumored to have something to do with it.

And my money is on Joker for the most catfish...never bet against a soon to be unemployed black dude when it comes to cat fishing.

Mitch Brainfart will kill no squirrels and catch no cats...but he'll have a **** fine women's soccer team...then realize that he should have spent more time watching the men's rifle squad practice.

Why no "Tommy the Turtleneck" Jurich to finish out the cast? He's probably a PETA member anyway...lol

[QUOTE=redneckshadrap;500757]Joker, Rick, Charlie, Cal, and Mitch are coming up to the farm tomorrow to squirrel hunt and catfish.

I'll get the low down on the UK/UL basketball and football for you all...


Billy[/QUOTE]

Calipari hunt...................BAHAHAWAHAWAAAHa

Hands down Calipari wins any contest catching big quality "Cats". :)

[QUOTE=MrSplitshot;500761]Will Papa be in the house, to sponsor this event with pizza for all?

Rick, after whiffing with his rifle multiple times, will proclaim that your farm has the most talented group of squirrels he has ever faced. He will catch one whisker fish in the first 15 seconds and be done for the day.

Cal will somehow end up with all the squirrels wanting to off themselves and come jump in his vest...nobody will be really sure why. He won't fire his rifle once, but will end up with 107 dead squirrels. "Squirrel-Wide Wes" will be rumored to have something to do with it.

And my money is on Joker for the most catfish...never bet against a soon to be unemployed black dude when it comes to cat fishing.

Mitch Brainfart will kill no squirrels and catch no cats...but he'll have a **** fine women's soccer team...then realize that he should have spent more time watching the men's rifle squad practice.

Why no "Tommy the Turtleneck" Jurich to finish out the cast? He's probably a PETA member anyway...lol[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing ole' Ricky will catch that whisker fish on a secret color called "platinum blonde" or "sypher".

Joker will continue to run the carolina rigged two ounce rattletrap in 6 inches of water play and continue to wonder why it doesn't produce any winning results.

[QUOTE=psprowler;500879]
Joker will continue to run the carolina rigged two ounce rattletrap in 6 inches of water play and continue to wonder why it doesn't produce any winning results.[/QUOTE]

BWAHAHAHAAAAA!

Actually, that's not entirely true. He'll run the carolina rigged two ounce rattletrap in 6 inches of water play in the first half of the day and it will work a couple of times...he'll land a couple of big fish with it...after lunch, he will then continue to run it relentlessly in the second half of the day, yet be totally confused as to why the fish no longer bite it. It will be almost like the fish made some kind of "adjustment" at halftime and figured out his scheme. He will be amazed and wear a hole in his head from scratching it so much in bewilderment.

Billy Clyde Gillispie's not invited? Who's bringing the booze?

[QUOTE=Fishin is life;500892]Billy Clyde Gillispie's not invited? Who's bringing the booze?[/QUOTE]


Doh....I bet Cal's bringing Rod Strickland

[QUOTE=Fishin is life;500894]Doh....I bet Cal's bringing Rod Strickland[/QUOTE]
Hahaha oh hells yes...a couple of fo-ties and pork rinds and we has a part-te'!!

[QUOTE=DJD;500909]Hahaha oh hells yes...a couple of fo-ties and pork rinds and we has a part-te'!![/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;eFuF8Y1H06Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFuF8Y1H06Q[/video]

Is Rod out of jail. How many DUI's has he had since he hit Lexington? Trying to break Eddie Sutton's record, LOL...

[QUOTE=mhall;500924]Is Rod out of jail. How many DUI's has he had since he hit Lexington? Trying to break Eddie Sutton's record, LOL...[/QUOTE]


I think he's attempting to get one for every national championship Cal wins at UK....So either he's going to have to slow down or UK's gonna have play better at tournament time


To answer your question, he has 2 since coming to UK and 4 since 2001....At what point do they quit giving you a liscense back