More humor.

[DJD]

hey man, thats the good lying king. wheres he showing, I'll foot the bill for the tickets, eats and drinks. when we going.

Aww man I can't go because I know how it ends. I heard he changes the laws of nature of only the strong and smart survive. The animals that planned ahead give up because he stops them from taking care of themselves and makes them share with the lazy ones and promises there is plenty and he will provide but in the end there isn't enough.

Yes food grows on trees and such but it can only sustain the kingdom for a limited amount of time before it dries up. Animals revolt and destroy just about everything and he falls in love with a senile, non-blinking, old wrinkled up redassed Hyena and they do unspeakable things together that will ruin your dinner for weeks....besides I can't sit next to a grown man who weeps, oooohs and ahhhhhs every time lyin boy shows up on scene and gives his long winded speeches from the rock. I mean worse than that?..the Lyin king uses a TelePrompTer??? Anyway, I will not sit on the left side of the theater when I know it's better in the middle or slightly to the right.

[waterdog101]

Aww man I can't go because I know how it ends. I heard he changes the laws of nature of only the strong and smart survive.


Yes food grows on trees and such but it can only sustain the kingdom for a limited amount of time before it dries up. besides I can't sit next to a grown man who weeps, oooohs and ahhhhhs every time lyin boy shows up on scene and gives his long winded speeches from the rock. the Lyin king uses a TelePrompTer??? Anyway, I will not sit on the left side of the theater when I know it's better in the middle or slightly to the right.

man, your going to have to quit listening to these folks that are telling you this stuff, they are assuming these things about the lyin king.

food will always grow on trees, it won't dry up, the lyin king will make it rain.

I'll try and keep the cheers to a minimum, but your talking about the lyin king man, the lyin king.

[DJD]

man, your going to have to quit listening to these folks that are telling you this stuff, they are assuming these things about the lyin king.

food will always grow on trees, it won't dry up, the lyin king will make it rain.

I'll try and keep the cheers to a minimum, but your talking about the lyin king man, the lyin king.

Hahahaha yeah I love giving him a tough time! Naturally, it's nothing personal to you or anyone on here he just isn't my cup of tea.