Quote Originally Posted by waterdog101 View Post
I just wish he would stop all this rain.
Hahaha you don't pay attention Sir..... Speech #395 with Al Gore by his side when he was talking about global warming and how he could change the world....remember? All he needed was 990 billion, allow him to change the name to climate change and he and his band of scientists would handle the rest. He promised a website would be up for us to login to and see what weather he had planned for us. He promised it would be gubment funded so no worries on paying it back that 990 billion he needed was Obama money and just grows in the whitehouse garden next to his stash of homegrown "gubmnet green herb" he likes so much.

So just login and fill out the 37 page form and your request will be considered. I hear the website is easy to use...he spent another 690 million creating it with top notch minds of this great land he controls.....well actually Al Gore and his buddies did it. After all if you can create the internet what's so hard about a little website...right? A few pointers from Chris Mathews of BS-NBC you may consider when filling out the 37 page application since his was kicked back ....You cannot be married to your sister, men can't be pregnant regardless of your sexual orientation, feeling tingles up and down your leg every time you see a black potus speak doesn't mean you have special intuition just reconsider your sexual orientation question. Ohhh and don't forget your SSN, bank account info, copy of your birth certificate (Obama charges $10 bucks if you need one) and credit card number because they need that to insure your who you say you are and not some illegal trying to milk the system. Let us know how it goes...