Quote Originally Posted by kygorski View Post
Ever wonder where the term "keep your eyes open comes from? Think about it!! There you are a little male child sleeping peacefully and you wake up to find part of your Johnson gone.
Since I was a newborn I don't remember it, but I'm fairly sure circumcision is what ruined me. Thinking about suing somebody's ass, they took way too much off.

You are one weird dude. You know that?