George junior called President Obama and said, I hear you have a farm in Illinois that has a lot of Quail on it. President Obama said yes I do and I've been waiting to take you hunting. Bush said I'll fly up there this weekend if it's a good time for you, the president said that would be a good time. bush landed early and they were off hunting, an hour went by and each had one bird and a rabbit ran across the field, Bush asked the President whats that and the president said that is a rabbit, Bush laughed and said back home in Texas rabbits are as big as that calf over there, in a little while a hound dog ran across the field and again Bush asked the President, whats that and the President said that is a Walker hound dog, Bush laughed and said back home in Texas a hound dog is as big as that cow over there. about lunch time the president asked Bush if he would like to go to the small town near by and have lunch, bush said yes and as they drove down the road, just as they were crossing the bridge, a big Turtle was crawling across the road and it was as big as a dish pan and bush asked the President, what is that. and President Obama said, that is a TICK.