Do you want to jump onboard?

[DJD]

As one ages our exercise routine generally slows down. I’ve finally decided that I don’t or won’t jump.

I don’t “jump” out of bed. Why would one do that? That act would assume that one stands in bed and then jumps to the floor. I prefer to sit up, rotate my lower body, and place my feet on the floor.

“I’m going to jump in the shower.” I don’t “jump” in the shower either. That act is very unsafe due to the slipperiness of the combination of soap and water on the shower floor.

I can’t remember the last time I “jumped” for joy. Again, an unnecessary act.

I do, however occasionally jump to conclusions. This does not require any actual physical activity.

Hahaha I'm with you on this!!! I get out of bed and I take a shower....no jumping. Interesting phrase....take a shower huh? I use the shower like I use the soap. I don't take a d**p I actually leave it so why do some of say "hey I gotta take a d**p"?