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    How to cook a turkey: Joke

    A friend and fraternity brother from college days sent this to me. I have to share.





    How To Cook A Turkey:
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turk the bastey
    Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
    Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    Step 14: Turk the carvey
    Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyme2fish View Post
    A friend and fraternity brother from college days sent this to me. I have to share.





    How To Cook A Turkey:
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskeys
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turk the bastey
    Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
    Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    Step 14: Turk the carvey
    Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
    Sounds like your mother-in-law is coming for Thanksgiving dinner

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