I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"



I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants,

3 million crack heads,

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons,

Half of Mexico, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Plus 1 useless President.



Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?