A Liberals Prayer...

Hail government full of grace
Grant us favors based on race

Raise any kids, that we haven't aborted
With hard earned money you've extorted

Deliver to us, more coddled masses
Let media kiss our candidates asses

Forgive us our sin, of burning gas
We'd really rather be smoking grass

Big oil, leaves us little choice
So tax them well, and we'll rejoice

I won't kill a critter, or cut a tree
Unless it is cut down for me

Please don't let "God", be spoke in school
But throw parades, cause sodomy's cool

Treat terrorists as our soldiers equal
Ensuring Nine Elevens sequel

We'll sacrifice some, to grow your might
Starting with the Christian right

And finally, the scam of Global Warming
Will be capitalism's final mourning


-- Eddie Deacy