Right after new years, I lloked into the bathroom mirror, and starring at me was this white bearded old man.I looked behind me, but it was me! For the past few months I was wondering if perhaps I had died and was re-incarnated to live in tehran or bagdad Every place i went all I seen was bearded codgers.Were we being cloned? Did we mutate? Or were all transported to a "duck dynasty " planet. I hobbled to the pick up, went to the barber, and said"1/4 inch on the head, and ditch the face hair". I'm a new codger, threw away the cammo john deere cap. I needed to end this foolishnish, soon I would revert to fruity beer. The most work I did, was scrapping off the GOD, GUTS, and GUNS bumper sticker.Did all this make me feel younger? NO But more civilized,maybe.