Why did the Chicken cross the road??

[sweetwater]

The Real question to ask is;
Was the chicken moving to the left (wing) or to the right (wing) and if it was how far was it going to go?

It would have to be a right wing chicken. If it was a left wing chicken it wouldn't cross the road until road crossing was regulated.

[Devils Horse]

Why can't a poor chicken minding his own biness cross the road without being judged? That's the way of the world these days, every chicken has to have his motives questioned. It's sad, but society just can't accept a freely ranging chicken.

A deeper question is just what exactly is wrong with a fupped duck...now there's a real poser for you.

[sweetwater]

A deeper question is just what exactly is wrong with a fupped duck...now there's a real poser for you.

That's an easy one, the duck continually got stupid on drugs, alcohol and other substances until it's brain finally went QUAKKERS.