Quote Originally Posted by MrSplitshot View Post
Man, I have that problem too. I popped 3 Immodium tablets and ate a block of government cheese before his address last night, but still had to watch it from my phone on the toilet. I was like Cousin Eddie by the time Dumbo (big ears) got done talking. "S#itter's full!"

If Barry's yappin, I'm crappin. True story.
ha ha that is amazing, Obama never seizes to amaze me, I didn't know he was capable of doing that, the only other person that I ever heard of, that could make another person lose control of their body fluids, was Elvis Presley, I've heard when Elvis is singing, the sound of his voice make women pee on themselfs, and the sound of Obama's voice cause men to poo...