This old man pushing 90, was fishing from the creek bank and heard a voice say pick me up, he looked around but dodn’t See anyone, a little later he heard it again, pick me up, looked around but didn’t see anyone, then looked at his feet and there was a frog, so he asked the frog did you speak to me and the frog said, pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful princess you ever saw, the old man picked the frog up and put it in his pants pocket, and the frog said again, take me out of your pants and kiss me and i’ll Turn into a beautiful princess, and the old man said, no thanks at my age i’d Rather have, a talking frog...