Redhead gets on the airliner and sits down beside me. Plane takes off, we're up at full altitude and they start serving drinks.

Just then the pilot comes on the intercom and says. "Folks we will be 1 hour late to our destination as we just lost 1 of our 3 engines to low oil pressure.

The redhead says: " Well, I took an early flight so I'm okay".

20 minutes later the pilot reports "We just lost engine number 2, so with the engine we have left we will be 3 hours late".

The redhead says: "This pilot is going to make me late. If we lose one more engine we'll be up here all day".