Elwood, oh Elwood! You had me crying last night and tonight with laughter! No one can know the misery I have lived through with this ol' man of mine, the hardest headed piece of human flesh ever created. He is also the kindest, meanest, gentlest, considerate, inconsiderate, person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I should have had a clue before we married, (but I am also hard headed) when I knew that his favorite song included the line, "I'm a contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction"....
anyhow, aren't we all? Once he, or I for that matter, get an idea in our head we stick to it like glue and nothing, not all the evidence in the world, will dislodge it. You can imagine the battle of wills we have! Yet, life has humbled each of us, and I'm thinking, maybe next time you and Bonefish get out, he may, just may, try it your way. Wouldn't you be proud?
Mrs. Bonefish