Quote Originally Posted by stripernut1 View Post
man that was close, I was afraid you were going to ask for a divorce or something
Nope. Just a meet and greet. You see my mom never spanked me or anything when I was young. She just used the old “wait til your daddy gets home”. That was complete punishment.

Except for one time. In Kmart parking lot she slapped my face off. She made it clear then and made it clear for my future and my cousin that some things are out of bounds. I have zero doubt that she would drive up from Florida tonight to meet you on sacred Jabez, criver to slap upside head also.