So anyway

[Devils Horse]

I heard that Devils Horse walked into a bar. He sat down at the bar and when the Bar Keep came over to see what he wanted to drink he said he wanted a Bloody Mary. He claimed to have just got off work at the CIA and was wanting to hit some pussy. The Bloody Marry was the closest he could get to a real pussy. Poor boy. I mean with hair like his no woman would even give him a chance. Go get a haircut you fool.

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

[Moveon]

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

So I didn't have to waste time making it more complicated as it would just fly right over your weird hair.

[GeoFisher]

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

Hahahahahahha..............now, THAT is how it's done MoveOn.