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    Quote Originally Posted by Moveon View Post
    Yea that's right, you need to be in the physic hospital and sedated for the rest of your life.

    I'll accept that offer so long as the sedation is Makers Mark and Guiness.

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    Now that is one of your better quips

    Quote Originally Posted by ZoraSpook View Post
    I'll accept that offer so long as the sedation is Makers Mark and Guiness.
    ha ha


    https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/30/polit...ils/index.html

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    Later on

    Move: What kind of car does a Chinese eye doctor drive?
    Everyone: We don't know.
    Move: A cataract.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devils Horse View Post
    Move: What kind of car does a Chinese eye doctor drive?
    Everyone: We don't know.
    Move: A cataract.

    If you drive a Soul and have an accident.....
    are you KIA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoraSpook View Post
    If you drive a Soul and have an accident.....
    are you KIA?

    q: What kind of truck should you use to cross flooded roads?
    a: A FORD

    q: What kind of truck is known for having the most accidents?
    a: A RAM, because they can't DODGE.

    q: Why are Toyota Trucks so crappie?
    a: Because they are a T-R-D and are only missing you (U).

    COP: Why are you stopped in the middle of the highway?
    Buzzy: I got new tires for my truck so I can't drive it any more.
    COP: OK.....aaaaaaaaa......and why not?
    Buzzy: I can't drive it because its now "RETIRED".

    How can you tell if a motorcycle is made in Italy?
    Answer: When you turn the key to start it it goes dego-dego-dego and when the engine starts its idles like whop....whop.....whop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoraSpook View Post
    q: What kind of truck should you use to cross flooded roads?
    a: A FORD

    q: What kind of truck is known for having the most accidents?
    a: A RAM, because they can't DODGE.

    q: Why are Toyota Trucks so crappie?
    a: Because they are a T-R-D and are only missing you (U).

    COP: Why are you stopped in the middle of the highway?
    Buzzy: I got new tires for my truck so I can't drive it any more.
    COP: OK.....aaaaaaaaa......and why not?
    Buzzy: I can't drive it because its now "RETIRED".

    How can you tell if a motorcycle is made in Italy?
    Answer: When you turn the key to start it it goes dego-dego-dego and when the engine starts its idles like whop....whop.....whop.
    Ouch!

    Don't forget to tip your waitress, folks.
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