Originally Posted by ZoraSpook
q: What kind of truck should you use to cross flooded roads?
a: A FORD
q: What kind of truck is known for having the most accidents?
a: A RAM, because they can't DODGE.
q: Why are Toyota Trucks so crappie?
a: Because they are a T-R-D and are only missing you (U).
COP: Why are you stopped in the middle of the highway?
Buzzy: I got new tires for my truck so I can't drive it any more.
COP: OK.....aaaaaaaaa......and why not?
Buzzy: I can't drive it because its now "RETIRED".
How can you tell if a motorcycle is made in Italy?
Answer: When you turn the key to start it it goes dego-dego-dego and when the engine starts its idles like whop....whop.....whop.
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