TI,

OK, I will be there Sunday mornin about 645am. I will be on the causeway bridge with a cardboard sign that says "Patoka" . I will be wearing a pair of bib overalls, a flannel shirt and a John Deer hat with an oil stain on it. If you see me, slow down and turn your flasher lights on cause one time I almost got hit with an semi-truck while I was running up to a hitch ride.

I can give you $5 bucks for gas cause I got a bonus at the chicken plant I work at. I am what they call a "gutter", and I set a record for guttin 2000 birds in one shift last month. I got employee of the month too, with a personal parkin space for a week. I don't need one since I ain't got a car, so they said I can keep parkin my bike up by the front door like I always do.

Anyway when we git out in the boat, if you see a game warden comin just put the hammer down on the gas and run for it cause I ain't got no fishin permit. Once you go around a bend in the river an he can't see us anymore I will jump out and stay under water till he go buy. Then you can stop and act like you didn't see him.

I really don't like to go to fast out on the water cause last time I was with a fella in a fast boat I lost a real good Ford hat and I am down to my last John Deer hat so maybe we can take it easy.

Anybody out on the White River who finds a Ford hat, let me know an I can make it worth your while to git it back to me.

Chigger