Thats right, we come in there an tore em a new one. I had my John Deere hat on and we just went down the bank and over powered the bass. They think my hat is a tree with catalpaw worms in it.

We went in and just started firin with 1/2oz Yozuri traps and big Lucky Craft CB350 fat crankbaits. Just kept firin long casts and power crankin till we got on em. Once we got on em we stayed on em Kevin VanDamsomofabitch power fishin style.

From a distance if you saw us you would have thought we was the heavy weight fighter Butter Bean in the boat, we just kept firin haymakers. I had to pack my arm in ice when I got back. I can now only fish every 4th day to save my arm. When it gets in the tourney stretch run, I might be able to go on 3 days rest if I go on a cast count.

We was so impressive, the DNR officer was usin his radar gun to clock my rattletrap casts, which was well over 100mph, with accuraxy I might add.

I hope I get to fish with him again, cause he is good shop help let me tell ya. For a guy who only throws senkos, I showed him how to cowboy up for sure.

My new motto on baits is this. If it don't cost 10 bucks or so, it don't get throwed by Chigger Brumbalow. I am now a high dollar crankbait flamethrowin summabitch now so bring it on all you Kevin VD wannabees.