I can neither confirm, nor deny that Seal Team 4 is conducting training operations in the area, if indeed such an operation existed.

I will tell you this, and I warn you this is classified information, Brushcreek Reservoir has been selected for the next nuclear underwater demolition experiment.

Now keep that under your hat now, I don't want to have to leave the area in the middle of the night by helicopter extraction. With camo-mudd all over my face.

By the way, are there any Golden Corral buffets near Brushcreek Reservoir? Me and my unit are tired of going all the way into Bloomington to eat.

CHARLIE DON'T SURF!