Moose,

Why sad about UCLA? They already won 11 titles, we are 6 behind them. After they fired the General, we will be 6 behind for a long time. I was glad Florida won, they played like they wanted it. Nobody on UCLA wanted to get physical, so they got beat bad. West Coast teams don't like to play physical. LSU was too physical and the refs called it closer. Last night they didn't. If LSU could get a couple 3 point shooters, they will be real good.

If North Carolina didn't have 4 underclassmen go to the NBA after winning it last year, they would have killed everyone. Thank You NBA draft.

Anyway, this tapeworm is a problem let me tell ya. I went to the doctor to get it worked on, he was a colon doctor who used to be a veterinarian. He got better so they let him start workin on people. He tried to worm me to get rid of it, by hidin the pill in a piece of cheese. I tasted it in there and was able to spit it out.

I tell ya, Golden Corral on shrimp nite, it ain't bad, it ain't bad.

Anyway I want to apologize to you Moose, because I accidentally killed a moose when I was out in the Big Horn Mountains in Wyoming. Me and a buddy was on a moped goin trout fishin and came around a corner and hit head on into a trophy bull moose. Dropped that big boy like a bad habit. The Wyoming DNR wouldn't let us keep the meat because we was from outta state.

The moped was in the shop for a while because we didn't have money to fix it, so we stayed in Wyoming and got jobs as cow pokes till we got enough money to fix the moped. I got saddle sore real bad, and to be honest I still walk a little funny from that cow poke job. Do cow pokes qualify for workmans comp money? I tried that horse whisperer thing, but them horses wasn't havin none of it. None.

See Ya,
Chigger