not sure if these qualifiy, but here it goes anyway. a few years back, i was fishing with my wife, my sister and her boyfriend out at the Army Depot in one of those long flat bottom john boats. it was early april, and i had just gotten out to do a little water spout out on the bank. upon getting back in, i misstepped, looked down and saw i was either going to put my big size 13 boots either on my fishing rods, or on my wife. i chose neither, did a nice pieroette (sp?) that would make dorothy hamill jealous and proceeded to do a perfect nestea plunge off the side of the boat. i landed completely horizontal in about 6 inches of VERY cold water. needless to say, i came out of that water like one of those asian carp and froze my hiney off all the way back to the truck.

in another misfortunate accident, my wife and i were nightfishing out at jacobson park several years ago along with a couple of my buddies. i had impaled what looked like a half dozen monster crawlers you get from wally world onto a treble hook. i leaned back and slung that gob of slime as hard as i could, but never saw it hit the water. it unfortunately smacked my wife in the back of her head and stuck in her hair. YUCK! she will never let me live that one down.