When i was younger I use to be a serious creek fisherman and pond guy. I can't count on both hands the number of times I have landed squarely on the rump tryin to get just a little closer to the waters edge. I have soaked the cell phone in my pocket more times than I care to remember, just have to hold it to a hair dryer for a while to get er working again. Apparently that green stuff that grows on the rocks at the waters edge is slippery. You would have thought I would have learned this lesson after the first ten falls. LMAO, heck I have landed on my hind end so much I cracked it.