Sounds like you had some darn bad luck. I've had days like that myself. Like the day last year when I fell out of a buddy's boat (for some weird reason this thing has a tiny...I mean TINY...back deck) and later got a crankbait stuck in my back when he decided to give the mother of all hooksets to a fish right at the boat.

One more thing, you might want to take it easy on the wakes for your passenger's sake. Drivers ususally don't feel the hard slapping and bumping as much as the passengers do. There's my lecture for the day. LOL