There's a lot of mold growing in my livewell due to lack of use. I'm already feeling deep sympathy for you having to walk around wearing a Cowpies hat, let alone a fishy stanky moldy one.

I'm okay with you not being a UK fan, having grown up in Alabama I bleed crimson instead of blue. You need to be careful with your congregation though, them UK fans are rabid about their 'cats. Don't want to see you get strung up before next spring.