I carry 2 towels in my pocket, one to wipe the garlic fish dope off my hands and one to blow my nose. I have been known to blow my nose on the fish dope towel by mistake. All that vaseline based garlic smelling jelly that is basically waterproof and can't be washed off makes a GREAT FISH ATTRACTOR MUSTACHE. Not only keeps the Vampires away for weeks but my wife as well (which is not a bad thing at times, a little tip for all the married men when you want your wife to leave you alone - smear a little garlic fish dope around and she will run away screaming)
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