Do you have NBFS!!

[WIZARD]

Masbass, as a friend I have never been prone to blackmail, but you are really tempting me.

[MASBASS]

Hey you know me I already sent it to my wife!!! I sent it to her first!! :)

[dcbasser]

The only thing worse than NBFS is having it along with Buck fever. Dazed and confused from not fishing for the past two weeks along with the swollen neck ,sore forehead from rubbing the bark of the trees in the yard and not to mention the carpet I'll have to replace from all the mock scrapes I,ve made. My wife claims you can't even walk into my house for the pungent odor of Tink's 69 which to me is a heck of a lot better than the frebreze crap she sprays all day. Umpteen fishing rods across the kitchen table being respooled even though I just respooled them two days ago' and a complete invatory of every bait, size and color I have just to see what I need to buy next. Have been looking for a cure for years with no success, for every trip I take the symptoms keep coming back. Anyone willing to help I'll be the disturbed looking guy standing on the front porch practicing my float n fly techniques with the slight lip curl. Good luck to all for I feel there is no cure.

[MASBASS]

Wizard you know my wife, she is really a good lady, so I am lucky and I know it.
After knowing me 26 years and married for 19 years there is nothing that shocks or upsets her much when it comes to me and telling a story like this one.
Felt I needed to let everyone on here know so IT DOES NOT CREATE SIDE EFFECTS!!!!