You know exactly which 2 teeth you use to cut the tag off the knot.

You set the ararm for 5AM but you wake up and your completely ready to go by 4:30.

You stand on the bow of the boat taking a leak and casting at the same time.

The doctor delivers the news that your baby boy weighs 7.4 and measures 22" and you think, "Man, that's a good one."

THIS ONE HAPPENED TO ME ABOUT 5 DAYS AGO... You're watching a Frosty the Snowman cartoon with your 2 year old and you're thinking, "That sure looks like good Float N Fly weather."

Any others out there?