A good one...

[Stonewall2002]

A Kentucky good 'ole boy was stopped by a game warden in Russell Springs recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The good 'ole boy looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The good 'ole boy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the good 'ole boy.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

“The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We here in Kentucky may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.


Keep on chuckin'

[mhall]

That's a gooden for sure.

[vmky]

Almost choked on my lunch when I read this!!! Super funny!!!

[Cobra190]

Yep!! Too Funny,

[td176]

Ol boy was thinkin