Here's a complete run down on the 76 Falls Monster Houseboat party this weekend:

a. Total Houseboats at the falls = 0
b. Total Houseboat collisons at the falls = 0
c. Total "too loud" houseboat stereos =0
d. Total drunken fights = 0
e. Total med emergencies, from fights, overdoses, drunken trips and falls = 0
f. Total arrests for public nudity = 0
g. Total beer can and bottles dropped to the bottom of the lake = 0

This might have been the most mature, realxing, peacefull, ecologically sound holiday weekend in 76 Falls history.

Hey.......wait a minute........you don't think the corps is faking the dam thing, just so they can lower the water and clean up the 76 Falls party crowd do ya.......well that would be.......well............ya know...........Worthy of a Noble Peace prize!