Ten Commandmaents of Fishing.

[Cobra190]

1) Thou Shalt Not Fish With Women Unless They Are Topless (personal fave)2) Co-anglers line shalt not fall across the boater's shoulder without being cut.
3) Thou shalt "NEVER" get the toilet paper wet.
4) Thou shalt never dip lures in dye without the use of a towel or hung outside of the boat.
5) Thou shalt never fish with a friend or partner's wife due to commandment #1.
6) Thou shalt not spin on the butt seat while screaming "weeeeeeee" in a high pitched or any other voice.
7) Thou shalt not bring carp to the weigh in and think it is funny.
8) Thou shalt not enter onto the bank at night to relieve oneself and leave the q-beam in the boat with your partner.
9) Thou shalt not scratch any itch while holding a crankbait in your hand.
10) And lastly, Thou shalt not ever use the joke again about checking the depth of the water while taking a wizz off the back of the boat!!!

[buzzking]

"Man that waters cold......and deep too" LMAO
I may have broken that one out a time or two....

[Tim_T]

"Man that waters cold......and deep too" LMAO
I may have broken that one out a time or two....

Yeah, that one has been a round for awhile. Every time I hear it now I think of the scene in "Sling Blade" when Carl is trying to tell it and doesn't get it exactly right. He ends with "One feller, I believe he come from Arkansas....get it?"

[mhall]

LOL I could see ol MHall or Billy doing the orangutan stand right now. LOL Good stuff right there.

Where in the heck do you guys go the bank everytime???? LOL. Besides splash some water on the gunwale and be done with it, bunch a sissies.

[RoadToad]

Thou shalt not rest thy foot on the gunwale of a jonboat while thee fisheth. Yea and verily, the fact that thou causeth said jonboat to list a good 10° IS a big deal!

[MsgMills]

Never heard of docking a boat to go take a Wizz, Me I got the White Man's Disease, so I have to use a Gatorade Bottle. Plus If I didn't I be wizz'n all over my boat and the smell of Urine out there on the lake in 90 degree heat don't smell too good. So my bottle works fine for me.